Fine then... Jeep Patriot: -105 points

"and 100 more" (nth256) 04/22/2015 at 14:33 • Filed to: None

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Let’s see who can be the LEAST jalop!

Coty > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 14:35

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The hell is the car?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 14:38

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Minivans have it the worst. Insta -300 points.

Will with a W8 races an E30 > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 14:39

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and 100 more > Coty 04/22/2015 at 14:42

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Edit, added to title.

and 100 more > Will with a W8 races an E30 04/22/2015 at 14:42

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Fuck! Now I suck at sucking! What car is it?

Coty > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 14:45

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HA! My grandfather has one of those.

and 100 more > Coty 04/22/2015 at 14:47

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YOUR GRANDFATHER IS A GOOD MAN! I’M SURE HE’S VERY NICE!

crowmolly > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 14:52

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No Fear sticker is -1000

Will with a W8 races an E30 > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 14:58

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2010 R class with a lift kit and a sliding door conversion, 5-cyl diesel swap, a jetta badge, extra cupholders and ash trays, a no fear sticker, and truck nutz.

5 cylinder, yes to Jetta, diesel (euro-trash)

NA

5 door, one sliding, minivan

front wheel drive SUV

front

Automatic, yes to column shift, yes to weird MB/BMW thing

mixed, yes to r-class from tenessee

101-160

5-10 years old

10 cupholders, 10 ashtrays, a no fear sticker, and truck nutz not in virginia

McMike > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/22/2015 at 15:02

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Yeah, no matter how many ash trays, or rear-engined manual boxer engines my German minivan has, it’s still a minivan.

Will with a W8 races an E30 > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 15:07

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Although, if you’re just honest with a R320CDI, and add a sticker and truck nutz, it gets pretty close.

Also, DMV in MI classes SUVs and minivans the same way, to it counts. :)

B/Xmrrmvr > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 15:08

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Ooops. Now I want some naan.

King Hoondai > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 15:38

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This was my result with a 2011 pre-owned Hyundai accent. Yes, I left Youtube open with an LP. I don’t care. There isn’t much personal info there anyway, so I don’t mind. And I don’t think anyone will care about why I googled the Elegy RH8 from GTA V.

and 100 more > King Hoondai 04/22/2015 at 15:42

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Well, you tried to suck, but obviously your Hyundai is too cool. :)

NoneOfYourBiz > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 16:41

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Jalop meter missed a couple of critical factors:

Shooting Brake

Fast back

Either of those should add 50 points.

and 100 more > NoneOfYourBiz 04/22/2015 at 17:04

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Of which, my car is either, but you’re still right. Also, paint color!

King Hoondai > and 100 more 04/22/2015 at 21:28

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I actually used to have a 2005 Honda Civic. I retook it with that. And apparently, my basic, bland 10 year old piece of crap, is better than a modern, efficient sedan.